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Canned
Fishing
Released:
February 12, 1938
Director: Gordon Douglas
Episode Length: 10:13 (18-t/34)
Alfalfa's screen time: 6:09
(13/34) 60% (9/34)
Total lines of dialogue spoken by Alfalfa: 49
(6/34)
Song: None
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Alfalfa
has slept over Spanky's house for the sole purpose of playing hooky
the following morning. How? Spanky plunks a large block of ice on
Alfalfa's chest, and makes him stick his feet in a bucket of ice water,
all in the hopes that his mother will be fooled into thinking Alfalfa
has the chills and should stay home from school. With Spanky as self-sacrificing
chaperone, of course.
Spanky's mother is at first bamboozled (incredibly)
by the ruse. But at the back door, Buckwheat and Porky show up to
ask if their two older buddies are ready to go fishing yet, and in
so doing spill the beans about the hooky scheme. Spanky's mother (played
by Wilma Cox, Mr. Hood's wife in "Feed 'Em and Weep") decides
to teach Spanky and Alfalfa a good lesson, so she goes shopping and
leaves them in charge of silent but mischievous Junior, Spanky's little
brother (that'll teach the two of them!)
  
Above:
Publicity stills from "Canned Fishing".
Immediately, Junior gets into all sorts of trouble,
climbing into a kind of outdoor barbecue/furnace structure, getting
himself filthy from head to foot. Alfalfa and Spanky, joined by Buckwheat,
try to get Junior cleaned up. But the little darling wriggles away
and wedges himself in a hotbox sauna. Inexplicably, Alfalfa and Spanky
climb inside the sauna and attempt to push Junior out. You guessed
it: Soon all three get locked in the sauna. Junior manages to free
himself through the head hole cut in top of the hotbox, but Alfalfa
and Spanky remain trapped. Their pleas to Junior go ignored, and soon
the heat from inside the sauna ignites some firecrackers Alfalfa has
in his back pocket. Buckwheat, by the way, is atop an open washing
machine, spinning around and around as if on a turntable. There is
not any value in explaining how he got there, so we'll skip the details.
Spanky's mother returns from her shopping spree just in time to restore
order, and Alfalfa, Spanky, and Buckwheat all hightail it out of there
for school, vowing never to play hooky again (to their credit, they
keep their promise, at least during the six remaining
episodes of the Hal Roach era.)

Commentary
It's hard to believe that this is the same cast and crew fresh off
the triumph of "Our Gang Follies of 1938".
"Canned
Fishing" is probably the worst Hal Roach-produced Little Rascals
episode Alfalfa appeared in, and could very well be the worst Hal
Roach Little Rascals episode ever. With its main characters' unconvincing,
over-rehearsed delivery of painfully awkward dialogue, "Canned
Fishing" presaged the mostly dreadful MGM Little Rascals episodes
that would begin production later that year. There are so many things
wrong with "Canned Fishing", so many lapses in credibility,
that we'll just list them below in bullet-point fashion without
further ado:
Why
do Spanky and Alfalfa feel it necessary to literally put a block
of ice on Alfalfa's chest to help him seem sick? Couldn't Alfalfa
have simply made believe he had chills?

Didn't
they think that Spanky's mother would have checked Alfalfa's chest
and discovered the ice, thereby exposing their scheme? She didn't,
but the boys didn't know that beforehand. Why did they even take
a chance?
When
we see Alfalfa sitting on the bed with a towel around his head and
his feet in the same pan of water as before, we soon learn that
the pan has warm water in it. Just a few minutes earlier, it was
filled with ice water. How did this
happen? We didn't see Spanky run into the bathroom to switch water-or
did we miss something?
When
Spanky's mother tells them that they can stay home, the second after
she closes the door, Spanky yells out "Hot-dog, it worked !"
Is Spanky's mother deaf? Wouldn't she have heard Spanky's shouts
of glee over fooling his mother
since these shouts came about one second after she left the room?
Alfalfa
and Spanky's plan is to go fishing after she leaves to go shopping.
Didn't they think that Spanky's mother would come home from shopping
before they got back from fishing? Or did they plan to cross that
bridge when they came to it?
When
Buckwheat shows up for the second time in the episode, Alfalfa and
Spanky decide to trick him into watching Junior for the day. Question:
Did they really expect Buckwheat to think that watching Junior would
be a fun thing, and that he should be happy about it? Throughout
the series, Buckwheat was nothing if not wise to Alfalfa and Spanky's
scheming. Incidentally, Porky had the right idea by disappearing
from this short after his first scene, a sequence which was probably
the only bright spot in the entire film.
After they tried to trick Buckwheat into watching Junior while
they went fishing, Alfalfa and Spanky had the continuing gall to
make him sit in a washing machine to demonstrate to Junior how much
fun it is. Even more amazing is that Buckwheat went along with it.
As mentioned above, he ordinarily would have told them to go take
a flying leap.
If
a small boy were inside a sauna, what would be your first plan of
action to get him out? Wouldn't it be to open the door and pull
him out, or at least just wait until he got tired of it and came
out on his own? What you probably wouldn't do is crawl, along with
your pal, inside the sauna to join the small boy you are trying
to rescue, with the intention of pushing him out of the sauna, then
allow the door to close behind you. Or maybe you would, if your
name were either Spanky or Alfalfa in "Canned Fishing".
Unless
we are mistaken (and we could be), the idea of a sauna is for someone
to sit in it, much in the way Alfalfa and Spanky do during "Canned
Fishing". If the door locks behind you upon closing, wouldn't
it be mandatory for there to be a way to open the door from the
inside when you have finished with your sauna? Or is the idea for
you to sit there sweating until somebody comes and lets you out?
One
of the more amazing aspects of "Canned Fishing" is the
fact that one gets the nagging impression that director Gordon Douglas
is actually padding a ten-minute short film, with the endless
variations on the "Junior, will you let us out or not?"
dialogue. When compared with the pace and energy of such Little
Rascals classics as "Pay As You Exit" or "Rushin'
Ballet", "Canned Fishing" feels like it stretches
on forever. The failure of this episode can probably be traced to
the fact that it did not learn from the lessons of "Little
Papa", another disappointing effort (but not nearly as bad
as "Canned Fishing"); that is, whenever the boys are put
in the position of being surrogate adults, watching kids even younger
than them, we are usually in for a long day (with the notable exception
of 1933's pre-Alfalfa "Forgotten Babies".) And to think
that this film immediately followed the double-barreled successes
of "Mail and Femail" and "Our Gang Follies of 1938"!
It
should probably come as no surprise that 4alfalfa.com gives "Canned
Fishing"
One
cowlick (out of a possible five)
Sorry,
boys...
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