Carl
Dean Switzer got poked in the eye
during the first few seconds he ever appeared on film.
You
can see it only if you watch very closely, but it's there. It happens
about a third of the way through an Our Gang episode called "Beginner's
Luck", which involves an amateur talent contest. We see a busy
backstage scene, with all the young performers milling about, including
two tiny boysTom and Jerry, who form an act they call the
Arizona Nightingales. Dressed in cowboy regalia, they rush up to
the harried MC and shout "Here we are,
all ready!"
  
The
two boys were Carl Switzer and his older brother Harold. They had
traveled with their parents and their sister Janice from their rural
Illinois home to visit their grandmother in California. Since both
boys had performed regularly in county fairs and the like back home,
their parents decided to show up at Hal Roach Studios to see if
their two sons could make it in pictures. Spurred on by their parents,
the boys jumped up in the middle of the studio commissary and had
begun singing cowboy songs, and within three weeks they were appearing
on film. But was this how the movie business was supposed to be?
Getting jabbed in the eye in your very first seconds on camera?
But
little Carl is a trouper.
He finishes delivering his line, even though we see him putting
his hand up to his eye in pain and shock. There was no way he was
going to blow this opportunity, his first shot at becoming a famous
movie star like his cowboy heroes, Hopalong Cassidy and Tom Mix.
It was a rather strange beginning for the little boy that everyone
would soon know as Alfalfa, but as things would turn out, it probably
shouldn't have happened any other way.
Film
historians Leonard Maltin and Richard Bann co-wrote a marvelous
book entitled The
Little Rascals: The Life and Times of Our Gang
(Three Rivers Press), which is far and away the authoritative piece
of scholarship on this beloved film series. In this book, Maltin
and Bann remark that Alfalfa "captured
the imagination of American movie-goers like few other child stars
have before or since" (Life and Times,
page 267).
We
heartily agree, and we'll go even further than this, without any
fear of being accused of hyperbole: We think that Alfalfa is one
of the greatest icons of twentieth-century American culture.
"Unique"
is a word that is used in our society far too often, but it's probably
the most proper adjective when discussing the remarkable talent
who was born Carl Dean Switzer on August 7, 1927 in Paris, Illinois,
just west of the Indiana border.
 
Little is known about his youththe folks at
4alfalfa.com want to change that in the weeks and months aheadbut
we do know that the Switzer boys, Carl and Harold, were raised in
an environment so rural that neither one even wore shoes much before
they came west. Hal Roach first wanted to name the boy "Hayseed",
but "Alfalfa" seemed to be a better fit. It was in his
second Little Rascals film, "Teacher's Beau", that he
was first addressed as such. At first, Alfalfa achieved notoriety
primarily by his, shall we say, "idiosyncratic" song stylings.
His big number, at least early on, was "She'll Be Coming Round
the Mountain" which he sang four times in his first eight Little
Rascals episodes (there is an entire section of this site devoted
to his singing performances which we call "Alfalfa's Greatest
Hits"). But very soon, it became obvious that he was able to
do more than sing off-key.

Alfalfa
had talent.
Lots and lots of talent. The total time he spent on-screen in the
34 episodes he appeared in during the Hal Roach era was only 3 hours
and 58 minutes. Just think: All of Alfalfa's scenes in these 34
episodes, strung together, would equal less than four hours of screen
time. But, what he packed into those 3 hours and 58 minutes! The
boy from the Illinois farm would eventually become so popular that,
as Darla Hood recalled, he once attracted more attention from waiting
fans outside the MGM gate than the other actor with whom he was
exiting the lot at the same time a
fellow by the name of Clark Gable.
Even
though he was, of course, paired off with another enormously talented
and appealing young actor, George McFarlandbetter known as
SpankyAlfalfa was soon regularly getting the most difficult
assignments within the dramatic structure of the Little Rascals
episodes. It was Alfalfa who was given the most challenging dialogue.
It was Alfalfa who had spiders land on his nose while doing chin-ups,
and who drank a glass of lemonade made with starch instead of sugar.
It was Alfalfa who chased people away with his onion breath, got
tricked into boxing Butch, had a frog sneak into his shirt, had
firecrackers go off in his back pocket while trying to recite "Charge
of the Light Brigade", and who was pelted with rotting fruits
and vegetables while singing "The Barber of Seville".
 
He
fell through a stage curtain from a ladder, swallowed a balloon,
a pesky moth landed on his nose while he was trying to sleep, his
feet were bitten by crabs and tickled by a feather, and a monkey
threw bottles at his head. And don't forget his Valentine's Day
adventure: Spanky secretly stuffed soap into his sandwich and creampuff
given to him by Darlabut Alfalfa ate both anyway, afraid to
offend the girl of his dreams. By the time his Little Rascals career
would come to an end, Alfalfa had taken his place along with Spanky
and Allen "Farina" Hoskins as one-third of the series'
triumvirate of all-time immortals.
   
In
1938, Hal Roachthe genius primarily responsible for creating
the Little Rascalsdecided to try his hand at making feature-length
films and so sold the entire Little Rascals property to Metro- Goldwyn-Mayer.
MGM lavished handsome production values on its Little Rascals films,
but there was something missing. No, there was a lot missing.
Like believability and charm and spontaneity and humor andwell,
you get the idea. By 1940 Alfalfa, nearly thirteen years old, had
outgrown the Little Rascals. And this is where the story becomes
complicated.
If
you listen to most modern-day commentators, you would think that
other than his small part in "It's a Wonderful Life",
Alfalfa couldn't get any film roles as an adult and spent the rest
of his life getting in trouble, until he was shot to death in 1959.
If 4alfalfa.com had to provide a central reason for being, it is
this: To demonstrate that this "urban legend" is a gross
exaggeration of the real story. An example of this misconception
can be found in an otherwise admirable book published in 1988, a
sort of pictorial history of the Little Rascals. The book provided
the following summary of Alfalfa's career, post-Little Rascals:
"Carl 'Alfalfa' Switzer had a brief acting career. He played
in the 'Gas House Kids' in 1947, a film which reunited him with
another Our Gang alumnus, Tommy Bond. Then, unable to get more acting
jobs, he worked as a fishing and hunting guide in Northern California.
In 1959, he was murdered by his ex-partner in the hunting business.
He was 31 years old at the time."
The book goes on to say that, by contrast, Darla Hood had a "prolific"
career as a grownup. Although we love Darlawho doesn't?the
fact is that she appeared in a grand total of five films after she
left the Little Rascals.
Alfalfa, on the other hand, appeared in some 53 films and eight
television episodes outside the Little Rascals (this includes the
twelve feature films he appeared in during his Rascals career).
So who really had the more "prolific" career?
Was
a grownup Alfalfa
able to get as many roles as he would have liked or hoped for? Probably
not; how many actors do? But of all the dozens of Little Rascals
alumni, only three were credited with more grownup film or TV roles
than Alfalfa: Jackie Cooper, Dickie Moore and, surprisingly, Scotty
Beckett (it should also be noted that Jackie and Dickie compiled
these film credits while having livedthankfullywell
past Alfalfa's 31 years.)
      
Were
the quality of Alfalfa's films up to the standards that he would
have liked or hoped for? Maybe not, as a rule, but he did appear
in scenes, and held his own, with such screen legends as Bob Hope,
William Powell, Elizabeth Taylor, Robert Mitchum, Katherine Hepburn,
Spencer Tracy, Thelma Ritter, Henry Fonda, Jimmy Stewart, Jane Darwell,
Charles Bronson, Donna Reed, Theodore Bikel, Bing Crosby, and Loretta
Young. And the films in which he appeared, over a period of eighteen
years, earned a cumulative total of 14 Academy Awards, and were
nominated for 36 others. Might these credentials not be indicative
of a career that could at least be called "notable"?
But
let's assume for a moment that Alfalfa's detractors are right. Although
we don't believe this to be an accurate representation of the facts,
let's suppose that his adult life was pockmarked with nothing but
failure and personal problems, and that he never equaled the success
he had as a child star. What would our reply be to this characterization?
It would be comprised of two words:
So what.
So
what if Alfalfa never approached the success of his youth? To the
commentators and critics who like to sneer at Alfalfa's supposed
failure as an adult actor, we would submit the following question:
What have they done in their lives, either public or private, to
bring as many laughs and as much joy that Alfalfa did before he
even turned thirteen years old? It would have been easy for Alfalfa
to quit acting, to join the vast majority of Little Rascals alumni
who simply left the acting world and chose to lead quiet, private
lives away from Hollywood.
But
Alfalfa chose to keep on going,
to keep on acting, just as he did as an eight-year-old in "Beginner's
Luck" when he got poked in the eye in his very first seconds
on film. Would he have been afforded more respect by modern-day
observers had he chosen to simply quit acting, if he had left his
Little Rascals body of work as his sole professional achievement?
Sadly, we believe the answer is "yes": In a strange way,
Alfalfa seemed to have opened himself up to more criticism simply
because he tried to keep on acting, tried his best to sustain a
movie career.
And
what of his personal life? We will not try to portray Alfalfa as
a pillar of the community. Even his best friends have recalled that
he could be a bit difficult, that he had a temper. He had a special
disdain for authority figures: During a Little Rascals reunion,
he even cursed at Fern Carter, the dedicated woman who had been
the young actors' off-stage school tutor for years. Alfalfa got
arrested and placed on a year's probation in the mid-fifties for
cutting down spruce trees in northern California (he had planned
to sell them as Christmas trees). And there was reportedlynever
substantiated, that we know ofsome trouble with growing marijuana
around the same time.
We
submit that both of these indiscretions would be barely noteworthy
today. In fact, they would have been barely noteworthy even when
they first occurred had it not been Alfalfa who had committed them,
had he not raised the bar so high during his childhood career that
every misstep he made would become fodder for a press and public
who, even in the "innocent" decade of the fifties, had
become increasingly hungry for gossip and sensationalism. 
But
how unpleasant a person could Alfalfa really have been if none other
than Roy Rogersexemplar of middle American family valuesagreed
to stand as godfather to Alfalfa's only child, and included him
in seven episodes of his TV show?
And Tommy Bond (a.k.a. "Butch", of all people) would remain
as a lifelong friend with Alfalfa ("Alfie", as he would
call him) to the day Alfalfa died; Tommy and his father regularly
went raccoon hunting with Alfalfa and his father.

Tommy
Bond as "Butch"
As
we said, Alfalfa has become a one-man urban legend perceived
as the archetypal child star who had early success, flamed out soon
after, then led a misguided life of mischief and tragedy. But there
is so much more to Alfalfa's story. It is a story that we hope to
tell as accurately as possible. It is a story of a very talented
actor who did marvelous things with that talent, and who,
like most of us, hit some bumps in the road along the way. It is
a story of an actor whose careerhis actual body of workis
often overlooked in favor of unsubstantiated, exaggerated sensationalism.
This is why, visitors to this Internet Appreciation will notice,
there is scarcely any information devoted to Alfalfa's death. There
is already plenty of information on this topic on the
Internet, and those who wish to see it can simply use their favorite
search engine to do so.
By
contrast, there is very little information on the Internet about
why anybody cared about Carl Dean Switzer in the first place. To
co-incide with the 75th Anniversary of Alfalfa's birth on August
7, 1927, we have created this website to celebrate Alfalfa's career
(both as a child and as a grownup), his enormous yet hard-to-define
appeal, and the position he occupies in American culture. We have
created this website to help remind people that there is much more
to Alfalfa than a mysterious, premature death.
In
short, we have created this website for Alfalfa.
We'd like to think that it would make him proud.
  
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