MSN
Entertainment "train wreck kiddies" Top Ten list

A
pensive Alfalfa in "Our Gang Follies of 1938". Perhaps
he was anticipating a future legacy of gossip, sensationalism,
and inaccuracies.
In
early September 2003, In conjunction with the opening of the David
Spade "Dickie Roberts" comedy, MSN entertainment published
a list of "Top Ten Former Child Stars". It listed Alfalfa
as # 9.
The
piece was written by Kim Morgan. In the intro we learn of the list's
mission:
"...in
honor of the troubled child star, we've come up with the list of
the ten most intriguing train wreck kiddies. Some have crawled out
of a rut, some have died, and some have remained in the notorious
file."
For
the record, the complete list is as follows:
#
10:Tatum O'Neal
# 9: Alfalfa
# 8: Danny Bonaduce
# 7: Corey Feldman
# 6: Drew Barrymore
# 5: Annisa Jones ("Buffy" from the 60's comedy "Family
Affair")
# 4: The "Diff'rent Strokes" cast
# 3: Patty Duke
# 2: Judy Garland
# 1: Robert Blake
Of
Alfalfa, Ms. Morgan writes:
"Who
didn't love Alfalfa from the late 1930's/early 1940's "The
Little Rascals"/"Our Gang" series? Playing the curiously-coifed,
nerdy romantic, we delighted and sympathized when he sang "I'm
In the Mood For Love" with a frog in his throat, pined for
Darla and bravely belted out "I'm the Barber of Seville"
whilst being pelted with tomatoes. But living in La-La land has
its disadvantages, especially when you're famous for being named
Alfalfa. Film roles dried up for Carl Switzer after leaving the
Gang and hitting puberty. By the '50's, poor Alfalfa made his keep
as a hunting guide and bartender, leading a boozy, wild life. Going
against the shy little boy he portrayed in the series, he met his
end like a country music song. The still young 32-year-old was shot
to death over a $50 gambling debt. Guess he really was a rascal."
Some
factual corrections are in order. He did not sing "I'm In the
Mood For Love" with a frog in his throat. That was "Just
An Echo In the Valley" (but we quibble). And he was not shot
over a gambling debt. He was shot over a disagreement involving
reward money for a lost-and-found hunting dog.
More
importantly, we again see in this article more Alfalfa half-truths
and exaggerations, some minor, others not. First, it should be noted
that, contrary to popular belief of many fans, he did not sing "I'm
In the Mood For Love" as a plea for romance, or to Darla, or
for any other reason but that it had been the song Darla was already
scheduled to perform in the amateur talent contest staged as the
centerpiece of "The Pinch Singer" (Alfalfa filled in at
the last minute for the tardy Darla and was required to sing the
same song).

One of our favorite Alfalfa images, just prior to his singing
the legendary rendition of "I'm In the Mood For Love".
And
the last time we checked, making a living as a bartender and a hunting
guide was not a federal crime. At the time he was killed in 1959,
Alfalfa was making plans to leave acting behind for good to open
up a hunting lodge in the Big Sur/northern California area, possibly
with his brother Harold as a partner. Alfalfa's niece Judiann Hancock
has told 4alfalfa.com that Alfalfa made a surprisingly comfortable
living tending bar. Perhaps some modern-day commentators would have
been even more happy had Alfalfa become indigent or resorted to
criminal activity instead of trying to make an honest living as
he did (in addition to appearing in over fifty films and TV shows
after his departure from the Rascals.)
As
for his leading a boozy, wild life, it has been documented that
Alfalfa did drink, occasionally to excess, just as millions of Americans
did (and do). But to characterize his life as "wild" is
irresponsible. He never became addicted to heroin, nor did he commit
petty crimes to support a drug habit, as Matthew "Stymie"
Beard did in the sixties, prior to cleaning up his life in the seventies.
And, unlike Scotty Beckett, Alfalfa was never arrested for drunk
driving, or for passing bad checks, or for carrying a concealed
weapon (Alfalfa was arrested and fined, however, for cutting
down some pine trees in the California woods. Perhaps this is the
"wild" behavior that Ms. Morgan refers to). In fact, although
we certainly do not wish to further sully the reputations of Stymie
or Scotty Beckett, both of these children could have easily been
included on MSN's list ahead of Alfalfa. Finally and this
point has been made by us elsewhere in this website had Alfalfa
led such a wild, irresponsible life, why would none other than Roy
Rogers, exemplar of traditional family values, have befriended Alfalfa
as he did, to the point where he considered Alfalfa another son?

Alfalfa
poses with his mother and his infant son, his only
child, born during his marriage in the mid-fifties.
It
has been said that it is better to receive negative attention than
no attention at all (we're not convinced of the validity of this
view). Of all the dozens of child stars that have had trouble either
in adolescence, as an adult, or both, Alfalfa was included as number
nine on this list. And his photo was used at the top of the article.
In a strange way, these facts confirm Alfalfa's enduring appeal
as an American pop cultural icon. But we continue to be disappointed
at how many commentators and writers insist on reporting inaccurately
on the extent of Alfalfa's difficulties, or on the supposed lack
of success of his grownup career, as well as the larger issue of
our troubling fascination with the problems experienced by, as Kim
Morgan describes them, America's "train wreck kiddies".

Publicity
shot of Alfalfa and friends, ca. 1937.
The
entire Top Ten list by Kim Morgan on the MSN entertainment page
can be viewed at:
http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=132731
(Note:
We are not sure how long MSN will keep this page archived, so this
URL may or may not be active at the time you attempt to access it.)
Our thanks to Elizabeth Vasquez for bringing this MSN article to
our attention (and for a few thousand other things...)
Article
excerpts © 2003 Microsoft Corporation
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